Lexx 2.20 End Of The Universe (written by Paul Donovan, Lex Gigeroff, Jeffrey Hirschfield)
(A satellite is orbiting a green planet. Inside is a
DJ)
DJ: You're listening to the super sounds of the mighty
One-Oh-One
(He plays a few notes on a xylophone)
DJ: 2
minutes before the top of the hour, time to take a look at current conditions.
The forecast for today is -
(Millions of Mantrid drone arms suddenly
appear, and start devouring the planet)
DJ: - not
good
(Meanwhile, on the Lexx, the crew are on the bridge, looking at
the view screen. It shows a picture of a sun, which is gradually having all its
material sucked away by a huge cone shaped structure formed of Mantrid
drones)
STAN: What is it? 790: The simple amuse me XEV: I
don't know what it is either 790: Stan is simple minded. You are simply
wonderful. It is a concentration of approximately 14.2 quadrillion quadrillion
Mantrid drones. The combined mass of the drones is greater than the mass of the
star, creating enough gravity to draw material away from the star. As the solar
material passes through space it cools, allowing the Mantrid drones to use it
for the manufacture of more drones, which you can see leaving the oblong
concentration at its opposite end
(Kai walks over to 790, who is on
the pedestal)
KAI: What percentage of the universe is now converted
into Mantrid drones? 790: Above 64%. It will not take long for the universe's
remaining matter to be converted XEV: How long? 790: I estimate that in
93.6 hours, this universe and all human life in it will be extinguished.
Including us STAN: 'Us'? 790: Yes, us! I contain an important fragment of
human brain and have perfect love for my darling Xev, so I too count as
human
(Stan gets up on the pedestal, rests his head on his
arm)
XEV: Kai, how did your Brunnen G ancestors defeat the
insects? KAI: The Brunnen G had fewer resources, but much greater
resourcefulness. The insects were intelligent, methodical, and therefore,
ultimately predictable. That was their weakness XEV: Which is also Mantrid's
weakness KAI: Part of Mantrid's programming comes from his insect side, and
part from his human side. He may have considerable potential for creative
thought XEV: But he is a computer, and we can beat him, I know that! STAN:
How? XEV: How, I don't know how, I'm not a machine. We have to be creative,
we have to try something he won't expect
(Stan has noticed something.
He steps down into the well area around the pedestal. There is a drone arm lying
on the floor)
STAN: Kai - that's the drone arm you captured XEV:
Smash it! STAN: No! XEV: Why? STAN: No, it's been turned off for a
while and it might be useful XEV: How? One drone arm can turn into millions,
you know that. Smash it, Kai
(Kai steps forward, but Stan holds him
back)
STAN: No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, look - now it's
our turn to be creative. I mean, we could figure out how that works, and maybe
that'd help us stop them 790: And who would figure out how it works? STAN:
Me, for instance 790: Don't think so
(Stan picks up the drone
arm)
XEV: Careful STAN: Oh, it's been switched off for a while
now. It would have multiplied like crazy if it were still
working
(The drone arm suddenly makes a fist, punches Stan's face and
escapes into the air, before Kai fires his brace, cutting it in two. The arm and
base sections fall to the deck. Stan recovers, rubbing his
jaw)
STAN: I thought it was turned off 790: Just like
you STAN: We'll see about that
(Stan picks up the bits of drone
arm)
XEV: Stan, what are you doing? STAN: Like I said, I'm gonna
try to figure out how it works 790: Ha! XEV: 790, you give Stanley a
hand
(Xev picks 790 up from the pedestal)
STAN:
No 790: But Xev - XEV: Give Stanley a hand! STAN: Not unless he
understands that I'm in charge, you got that, robot head? 790:
Absurd! XEV: Do as he says 790: Whatever you say, passion
bun
(Xev hands 790 to Stan)
STAN: Thank you 790:
You're welcome STAN: Not you!
(Stan leaves the bridge. Xev looks
at Kai)
XEV: I didn't see that drone before
(The
cryochamber. Stan is probing the drone arm, which is sitting on the cryopod
control unit. 790 is inside a cryopod, singing)
790: If I only had
an arm, I'd be more than just a head If I only had an arm, I would strangle
Tweedle dead
(Stan is ignoring him)
790: Do you have any
idea what you are doing, or am I correct in observing that you are a ridiculous
know-nothing attempting to feign a tiny modicum of actual understanding of how
that device works? STAN: I've taken lots of things apart before 790: But
were you able to put any of them back together? STAN: Huh!
(On the
bridge. Kai is watching the view screen. Xev is bored)
XEV: I'm
going to check on Stan and 790
(Xev leaves the bridge. Kai continues
to watch the view screen. In the passageway, Xev finds a butterfly. It flies
from her hand, as a Mantrid drone flies behind her. Xev hears the sound and
turns, but it has gone)
(In the cryochamber, three drones appear behind
Stan)
790: Xev!!
(Stan throws the base of the arm at the
drones, but more drones arrive. He picks up the arm he was working on, and tries
to hit them with it. Then he activates the cryopod controls, and takes refuge in
the cryopod with 790)
(Xev is in the passageway. Two drones appear behind
her, then another four block her way. She grabs a big bone from the floor and
prepares to defend herself)
(On the bridge, Kai sees Mantrid's face
appear briefly on the view screen. A drone comes onto the bridge. Kai kills it,
but more arrive, and attack Lyekka's pod. Kai attacks the drones with his brace,
as torn pod tendrils drop to the floor)
(In the cryochamber, the drones
are starting to cut into the cryopod)
790: Tweedle! Do
something! STAN: What?! 790: Run out and save Xev STAN: How? 790: If
you stay here you'll freeze solid and be no use to her
(Back on the
bridge. Kai drives off the drones, but the pod is badly damaged. Lyekka drops
down onto the floor, wearing her blue leafy dress)
KAI: Lyekka. Are
you all right? LYEKKA: Yes
(She looks around)
LYEKKA:
But my pod is not
(Kai looks up at her pod)
(In the
cryochamber, the drones have almost cut through one pane of the cryopod, when
Stan gets an idea)
STAN: 790 - can you control this drone arm if I
hook you up to it? 790: Elementary
(Stan picks up 790 and starts
to attach him)
(In the passageway, Xev hits the drones with the bone. One
drone grabs the bone, another grabs her throat)
(On the
bridge)
KAI: Come. I suspect that Stan and Xev are also in
trouble
(Kai takes Lyekka's hand and they start to leave the bridge.
Two drones arrive. Kai destroys one, and Lyekka shoots out her hand and destroys
the other)
(Back in the cryochamber)
790: The thick red wire
goes into the v groove. Quickly Tweedle! STAN: I'm going as fast as I
can!
(Stan makes the final connection)
790:
Stanley? STAN: What? 790: I'm armed
(790 grabs Stan by the
balls)
STAN: Ow! 790: I've waited so long for this
moment
(790 squeezes. Stan tries to pull the hand
away)
STAN: What about Xev? 790: You're right
(790
lets go of Stan. One drone finally gets into the cryopod. 790 grabs it and flies
out of the cryopod. The other drones give chase. Stan holds the pane back in
place to keep them out)
(Xev is being held by several drones - then 790
appears)
790: I fight for Xev!
(790 drives them away from
Xev. She grabs her bone and attacks again. By the time Kai and Lyekka arrive,
the drones are broken or scattered)
790: The head with the hand does
the job
(790 salutes. Xev salutes back, with her
bone)
XEV: Where's Stanley? 790: Cowering in a cryopod, if
anybody cares
(They all go to the cryochamber. The drones there flee.
Kai operates the cryopod controls, and Stan gets out,
shivering)
STAN: Thank you Kai. Thank you Xev. Thank you -
Lyekka? 790: How disappointing. You're still alive STAN: Yeah, no thanks
to you, 790 LYEKKA: I'm happy that you're alive. Stanley. I'm happy for
you STAN: Well, it's really a good thing that you're up, 'cause we could
really use you now LYEKKA: I am glad to help STAN: But I'm really sorry to
say there's nothing left for you to eat in this universe anymore. Mantrid's
gobbled it all up LYEKKA: I do not need to eat anymore
(Stan
realises she's not her usual self)
STAN: Are you OK? LYEKKA:
Yes
(Lyekka turns and walks away, then stops and looks back at
Stan)
LYEKKA: I'm all right KAI: But her pod is
not
(Lyekka smiles. Stan looks confused)
(They head back onto
the bridge. Stan sees what's left of Lyekka's pod)
STAN: Oh XEV:
You did surprisingly well against the Mantrid drones, 790 790: I am driven by
love XEV: In fact, you seem better than them 790: I am better than
them XEV: But if you have the same arm (she touches it) as them, how
can you be better than them? 790: The Mantrid drones contain relatively
simple processors, all that was needed for the simple tasks they were designed
for. I was designed for difficult and challenging tasks, so I have a much faster
processor. The 790 drone will beat the Mantrid drone every time. The only
advantage they have is in numbers STAN: Well, they certainly win in that
category
(Xev looks at 790)
XEV: Can you build more 790
drones? 790: Why would anyone want to build more 790s? I am the only drone
for you
(790 strokes Xev's face)
790: You feel so
smooth XEV: I don't want to replace you. I just want you to build copies of
yourself so we can fight the Mantrid drones 790: But his drones are so far
superior in number that we have no chance of defeating him. Our time is short,
and I would like to spend what little we have fondling you with my new
hand
(Xev holds the hand down)
XEV: Build drones now.
Fondle me later 790: I'll hold you to that
(790 wiggles his
fingers)
(In a passageway, there is a pile of junk. 790 drones, which
look similar to him, but with red face/eyes, hover above the pile, as Stan and
the others bring more junk)
STAN: There's no way he can make enough
copies of himself to take on Mantrid. It's impossible KAI: The strength of
the Mantrid drones is in their ability to replicate themselves. 790 could, in
theory, continuously defeat and convert them until the entire universe consisted
only of 790's drones STAN: (sarcastically) Well, that's a pleasant
prospect KAI: It is turning Mantrid's tactic against himself STAN: Well it
sounds fine, but Mantrid's got billions and jillions of drones, and we've only
got a few KAI: A single bacterium is not powerful or dangerous, except in its
ability to endlessly multiply LYEKKA: We must try it,
Stanley
(Lyekka hands Stan a fresh load of junk. 790 completes a new
drone)
790: You fight for Xev (salutes) 790D: I fight
for Xev (salutes) STAN: You know, in some very important ways I'm
not sure an army of 790 drones is necessarily a good thing 790: More
material! More material! STAN: (mocking) More material! More
material!
(Later. 790 is watching a swarm of Mantrid drones on the
Lexx. The 790 drones go into battle)
790: You fight for Xev 790D:
We fight for Xev
XEV: (off screen) What's your status
790? 790: The score is 790 drones one, Mantrid drones zero. There are no more
drones left on the Lexx
(On the bridge - Xev is on the
squawker)
STAN: Yeah, and only another fourteen quadrillion zillion
jillion to go
(The Lexx heads towards a huge cloud of drones. Stan
activates the template)
STAN: Lexx - what's that? LEXX: A very
large number of Mantrid one-armed drones that fly around, Stan STAN: I really
don't feel well XEV: Do your thing, 790. We're in your hands now 790: I
wish!
(790 flies off the bridge. A huge swarm of 790 drones stream
across the surface of the Lexx, and engage the enemy - knocking out Mantrid
drones, and bringing them back to be converted)
790D: We fight for
Xev!
(Stan, Xev, Lyekka and Kai are watching from the
bridge)
KAI: 790 drones are indeed superior
790D: We fight
for Xev!
(The Mantrid drones retreat)
STAN:
Cowards! KAI: They will no longer engage because Mantrid is unwilling to
provide raw material for the making of more 790 drones XEV: Well let's go
after them, wipe them all out! KAI: No. We must find Mantrid STAN: Why?
We're beating them! KAI: For now STAN: Yeah, and it won't be long before
we beat them all KAI: To beat a few Mantrid drones is not to defeat
Mantrid STAN: A few? Did you see what happened out here? KAI: Yes. 790
defeated a very small number of Mantrid drones STAN: Yes, and it's just a
matter of time before we defeat them all KAI: We must locate Mantrid XEV:
I don't think Mantrid wants to be located LYEKKA: I think I might be able to
find Mantrid KAI: How? LYEKKA: This universe used to be full of dreams. I
could sense them, lots of them. But now, though, it's quiet out there. I don't
sense much of anything. Except - someone's having a bad dream somewhere XEV:
Can you tell where the dream is coming from? LYEKKA: I think so KAI:
Where?
(Lyekka looks, senses, points at the view
screen)
LYEKKA: That way
(The Lexx, trailing two clouds
of 790 drones, approaches a huge network of linked Mantrid drones. On the
bridge, Lyekka has her eyes closed, concentrating)
STAN: Are we
close? LYEKKA: Yes, we are close LEXX: I feel something unusual Stan. It
is very dis-ori-enting. I am not certain where I am KAI: It is a
gravitational shift STAN: A what? KAI: Much of this universe is moving.
That would confuse Lexx's sense of location STAN: Well, which way is the
universe moving? KAI: Towards us, I expect XEV: Which means? KAI: That
Lyekka was right. Mantrid is near. And perhaps, afraid STAN: Afraid of
us? KAI: Yes XEV: And they're coming this way... to protect him 790:
Ha! Coward! Let me at him! Let me at him! STAN: But our drones can defeat his
drones, so who cares how many he brings on. I mean, it's just more material for
790 drones, right? KAI: A single 790 drone can defeat six Mantrid drones. But
can it defeat a million at the same time? STAN: Well, Lexx
can
(Stan activates the template)
STAN: Lexx, fire at
those Mantrid drones!
(Lexx fires a beam at the Mantrid structure -
which splits open, letting the beam pass through, harmlessly. The 790 drones
swarm ahead of the Lexx, forming a giant 790 hammer/head)
LYEKKA:
Stan -
(She touches Stan's face)
LYEKKA: Do not worry
about me STAN: But I do worry about you LYEKKA: I will live on in your
dreams STAN: Huh? LYEKKA: I like you a lot, Stan
(She kisses
his cheek)
STAN: I like you too
(Lyekka
smiles)
LYEKKA: Bye bye
(Lyekka transforms into a drone,
blue and delicate. She joins the 790 drones, waves at the view screen. Stan gets
back up on the pedestal)
STAN: She's quite a girl, isn't
she? KAI: Quite a plant 790: Compared to Xevoriffic, she's a two. A two at
best
(The Mantrid drones link to form a wall. The Lyekka drone joins
it, then slips inside)
790: Now!
(The 790 drones start to
attack, but hollow spheres emerge from the drone wall. The spheres each surround
several 790 drones, then contract until they explode, destroying the 790
drones)
790: The numbers are against us
(Lyekka is inside
the wall now. There are millions of copies of Mantrid's machine. She homes in on
one of them)
(More 790 drones are being destroyed by the
spheres)
790: I am trying my best, sweet one STAN: Well try
harder! 790: I don't see you leaping to my loved one's aid, meat
bag
(Inside Mantrid's machine - lots of pipes and cables. Lyekka
squeezes through in her liquid form, then morphs back into her human shape.
Mantrid's voice comes from a box on the wall)
MANTRID: How did you
get in here? LYEKKA: Through the keyhole. Like a smoochy cat MANTRID:
You're not human LYEKKA: No. I'm a plant
(Outside, some Mantrid
drones are moving towards the machine)
MANTRID: Then you are not my
enemy. Go away
(Lyekka breaks off a bit of
piping)
LYEKKA: You are my enemy. I lived in a pod, and my pod was
killed by your drones
(Lyekka starts smashing things with the
pipe)
MANTRID: No! Don't do that! Stop! Stop, stop! LYEKKA: Why?
You don't
(She smashes some more)
LYEKKA: I like Stanley,
but I don't like you MANTRID: Stop!
(Lyekka smashes the cover
where the voice is coming from. Steam comes out. The drones are nearer now.
Lyekka pulls out a metal frame holding Mantrid's CPU - a plastic cube, with
Mantrid's face on a small view screen)
(Outside, spheres continue to
surround 790 drones - one drone closes its eyes, but as Lyekka pulls Mantrid's
CPU out of the wall, the Mantrid drones outside go lifeless. Stan points at the
view screen)
STAN: It's Lyekka! She did it! 790: Now I eat them
for breakfast
790D: We fight for Xev
MANTRID: Nice plant lady,
please - put me down LYEKKA: OK
(Lyekka raises the CPU above her
head, then stops - the Mantrid drones are inside the machine. One pulls a cable
loose and starts to electrocute her. Lyekka drops the CPU and tries to defend
herself, but to no avail. She falls to the floor, twitching, and her body
becomes dried leaves)
(Outside, the Mantrid drones are still
dormant)
STAN: Lexx - shoot those drones
(Lexx blasts the
drones, and makes a whole through the barrier protecting
Mantrid)
STAN: Yes! KAI: We must locate Mantrid's machine. We
must make sure it is destroyed 790: And I will start converting Mantrid
drones
(The Lexx slowly moves inside the barrier)
(Inside
Mantrid's machine, leaves blow. The CPU screen flickers, and Mantrid's face
reappears)
MANTRID: I am alive
(The drones inside the
machine start to remove the CPU from the frame surrounding it)
(On the
Lexx view screen, the crew see the Mantrid machines - millions of
them)
XEV: Decoys KAI: Mantrid must be inside one of them XEV:
Yes, but which one? 790: Who cares? Destroy them all!
(Stan
doesn't look too happy at this)
790: Well, what are you waiting
for? STAN: Well, Lyekka's in one of those things KAI: Stan - STAN:
What? KAI: When Lyekka's pod was destroyed, it meant that she could no longer
survive
(Stan doesn't seem to get it)
KAI: She went on
this mission because she was already dead STAN: Oh
(Poor Stan is
stunned. Xev goes to speak, but doesn't know what to say. Stan turns back to the
pedestal, activates the template)
STAN: Lexx? LEXX: Yes,
Stan? STAN: Destroy those machines. All of them.
(Lexx starts
firing at the machines. The drones inside Mantrid's machines carry the CPU
away)
STAN: Keep firing, Lexx
(There are more explosions
- and then the Mantrid drones begin to reactivate. Stan pulls a face. Kai looks
like he's biting his nails)
790: Sorry to add to the despair,
luscious one, but I calculate with a near zero margin of error that the Mantrid
drones pouring in from all over the universe will shortly overwhelm my forces.
Furthermore, I calculate that Mantrid's drones are aligning themselves for a
final crushing assault upon the Lexx XEV: Kai? STAN: Yeah, Kai, what are
we gonna do now? KAI: Run XEV: To where? KAI: Away from Mantrid. Toward
the centre of the universe. And 790, tell your drones to retreat toward us from
every direction 790: I fight for Xev STAN: Shouldn't we at least try and
fight? KAI: No. We must turn and pretend to flee. 790's drones will all fly
toward us. And, hopefully, Mantrid's drones will all follow them
(The
790 drones head back to the Lexx. One that looks like 790 follows. The Mantrid
drones give chase)
(Mantrid's face appears on the Lexx's view
screen)
MANTRID: Running away will not save you. Tick tock tick tock
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick
tock STAN: You...you... XEV: Forget it, Stan. Don't waste your
breath MANTRID: Ding ding ding ding ding! Your nice little plant woman is
dead. Your drones will soon be crushed. I win the game KAI: I know I am dead,
but you believe you are alive. And you should know that life is always full of
surprises MANTRID: I'm not listening. I've seen it all, and it all comes to
nothing. And as I promised, I'm saving you for the end. Last of the Brunnen
G KAI: And, after destroying all humanity and converting an entire universe
into Mantrid drones, then what do you do, Mantrid? What do you do
now? MANTRID: I control the mass of this universe. I can put it where I want.
I will create a new portal into the Dark Zone and then I'll go into it, and eat
it for dessert. And once I have done that, I'll rest KAI: But now you have
much of the universe's mass chasing the small challenge that is us. Is that not
overkill? MANTRID: Overkill - is my style. I think - big KAI: You are
small, Mantrid. You are just a puny little machine STAN: Yeah - equal to a
vacuum cleaner! 790: A sewage pump! XEV: No-one loves you MANTRID: Boo
hoo. My only weakness was for the game, and the game is over. Time for you to
die
(Mantrid's face vanishes)
STAN: Did we distract him
long enough? 790: By my calculations, yes
(The Lexx is on the run,
with the 790 hammer/head at its tail, trying to smash Mantrid drones. In the
distance are some huge polygons - like two pyramids stuck together at the base.
They have a shifting, metallic surface, and as they move closer it's obvious
they're made of Mantrid drones. Now there are hundreds of the polygons, heading
for the Lexx)
STAN: (to Kai) Now? KAI: (to 790)
Now? 790: Now! STAN: Lexx - stop
(Stan gets up on the
pedestal)
STAN: Lexx - stop!
(The Lexx stops, as the
polygons close in. It's very quiet on the bridge)
STAN: Here they
come KAI: Good STAN: Goodbye Xev XEV: Not necessarily STAN: Yeah,
well, I'll see you in the next cycle of time. That's something to look forward
to anyway XEV: How long will that be? 790: About fourteen billion years. I
can hold out for you that long
(Xev smiles, briefly)
KAI:
It is beginning. As the Lexx how he feels STAN: You heard the man, Lexx. How
do you feel? LEXX: I feel something strange happening around me STAN:
You're right pal. The universe is collapsing and there's nothing any of us can
do about it XEV: Not even Mantrid
(The Lexx floats in space, as
polygons surround it)
790: The Mantrid swarms will be upon us very
soon Xev, but I estimate the universe will collapse sooner. It is the end in
either case XEV: At least it's the end for Mantrid too
(Xev looks
at Kai)
XEV: I'm ready 790: I'm ready
(Stan gets down
and stands between them)
STAN: OK - I guess I'm ready too. OK Lexx -
turn around. Let's look him in the eye LEXX: As you command,
Stan
(The Lexx turns around)
STAN: Well - nice knowing
you, everybody 790: Sentiment not returned XEV: Quiet, 790! Nice knowing
you too, Stan. And you, Kai STAN: Welcome to the end of the universe 790:
You're my only universe, Xev
(790 strokes her face)
(In space,
a point of light has opened, and is growing larger. The Lexx is spinning. The
polygons are colliding, merging with each other. Everything is heading for the
light. Mantrid's face reappears)
MANTRID: It is over
(Kai
gets up on the pedestal)
KAI: Mantrid, I do not experience pleasure,
but my... (gestures at Stan and Xev) friends... are deriving
satisfaction from the knowledge that their deaths will be simultaneous with
yours XEV: You are a machine. We are human. And we've beaten you! MANTRID:
Ha ha ha KAI: In the end, you're just a calculator. You may rule the universe
-
(Kai gets down from the pedestal, walks closer to the view
screen)
KAI: - but this universe is collapsing. You have moved too
much mass too quickly toward one point. This universe was born in a big bang.
And now it is about to doe in a big collapse
(Mantrid finally looks
worried)
MANTRID: You have played well KAI: You should have made
better use of your human side
(The light is brighter now. The DJ's
shuttle is rattling as it, too, is drawn in)
DJ: We're getting some
cosmic weather happening here. Cosmic with a bullet
(The DJ grabs
hold of the controls)
DJ: Hang on, kids!
MANTRID: I concede
the game to you KAI: Good riddance, Mantrid
(Mantrid's face
vanishes from the view screen. Kai turns and looks at Xev)
KAI:
Sweet dreams
(The Lexx spins, as the universe starts to disappear
down the cosmic plug hole)
DJ: You're listening to the mighty
One-Oh-One!!!!!
(The shuttle, the Lexx, the polygons, planets,
anything and everything is being sucked in)
STAN: Well - here we go.
Here we go 790: Xevvvvvvv!
(Everything is swirling faster,
stretching into light. The crew cling to each other, then start to dissolve, as
does the Lexx. Everything collapses, into complete and utter
blackness.
And then...
Somewhere else, a bright light among some
stars opens into a portal. With a rush, the Lexx rematerialises, along with the
crew)
790: Xev! Are you - XEV: I'm ... fine, 790 STAN: Uh -
Lexx? Are you with us? LEXX: I'm with you, Stanley STAN: Wow. What
happened, where are we? LEXX: We are in a big space, Stan 790: We are in
the Dark Zone, security guard STAN: Oh boy. Here we go again XEV: But how?
The whole universe - KAI: The Light Universe is gone. I surmise that our
position being at the centre of the collapse opened a portal to this
universe STAN: Hey
(Stan smiles)
STAN: We won. We
won!
(Stan and Xev laugh. Kai leaves the bridge)
STAN: We
won, we won! You know, I can't believe it. Yes!
(Later. Stan and Xev,
with 790, in a passageway)
STAN: Goodnight Xev XEV: Sleep well,
Stanley STAN: I will. Finally
(Stan leaves)
790:
Buttercup, reconsider, please! XEV: No. I'm sleeping alone. We are in the
Dark Zone which, as you know, is full of dangerous alien life forms. I have to
get some sleep and someone has to keep watch and you don't sleep 790: Kai can
keep watch XEV: Kai has to preserve his protoblood 790: But - XEV:
Goodnight, 790
(Xev blows him a kiss, and leaves)
(Stan is in
his bedchamber)
STAN: Oh boy
(Stan lies down in his moth
bed. Kai is in his cryopod. In the passageway, 790 is attacked by a drone, and
his head is knocked off)
(Xev is in her bedchamber, humming Yo A O. She
undoes the back of her dress, rubs her neck, and stretches. 790 appears behind
her, and strokes her back)
XEV: Hey! 790: Shh. Just relax XEV:
I told you to go back to the bridge 790: I know. but I couldn't resist.
Neither can you, sweetness XEV: Oh yes I can
(790 strokes her
neck)
790: But Xev, I can do so much for you - with
these
(He flexes his fingers)
XEV: Maybe later 790:
Why wait for later, when you can have it now? Please Xev. Please? You'll sleep
better
(Xev considers this)
XEV: Well... maybe one little
squeeze 790: One little squeeze
(And 790 grabs Xev's throat,
speaks with Mantrid's voice)
MANTRID: Love slave cow. Your plan was
simple, stupid and obvious. So very human XEV: I'm not all
human!
(Xev manages to tear the hand off her neck. She hisses, and
flings the drone arm away. The head section comes off, revealing Mantrid's CPU
attached to the arm)
MANTRID: You are strong. But I'm stronger.
Die
(The drone flies at Xev, pushing her down on the bed, strangling
her)
(Stan is asleep in his moth. Lyekka appears outside, and strokes his
forehead)
LYEKKA: Stan - you have to wake up. It's important.
Stan?
(Stan wakes with a start)
STAN: Lyekka? I thought
you were dead LYEKKA: Never mind. You have to wake up STAN: Yeah, sure,
sure, I'm awake, I'm awake LYEKKA: Good
(Lyekka kisses Stan's
nose, and disappears)
STAN: Lyekka? Lyekka!
(Stan gets
out of bed)
STAN: Xev! Kai!
(Xev is choking when Kai and
Stan arrive in her bedchamber. Kai fires his brace, knocking the CPU off onto
the floor. Xev throws the arm away and gets up. Mantrid continues to rant on the
floor, getting more and more high pitched)
MANTRID: I destroyed a
universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a
universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a
universe! I destroyed a universe! XEV: And we destroyed you!
(Xev
brings her boot down on the CPU, hard. She smiles)
(They all head onto
the bridge. Xev is holding 790 against her breasts)
790: We may be
in the Dark Zone, but I am in the joy zone KAI: Mantrid may have destroyed
the Light Universe, but we created Mantrid STAN: So you're saying that we
destroyed the Light Zone? XEV: Well - I wonder if the Dark Zone is ready for
us?
(They all think about this, and look up)
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© LEXX - LIGHT ZONE 2005 HELEN & Trulyalyana
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