I am the Lexx
I am the most powerful weapon of distraction in the two Universes.
LEXX: Rated
We should tell about the dead man in black.
I’m going to tell some more of my story first.
The bar I worked in was the rare place for clerics
on the fast track have contact with lowly production line girls like me.
We were not supposed to make social recourse.
But there was always the possibility that I could light a spark in a heart of a cleric
who had to much to drink.
Clerics are usually pretty careful.
Getting involved with me could be as bad for the cleric’s carrier as it would be good for mine.
I knew this was my one and only chance.
And when a girl gets her chance, she’s got to go for it.
So what happened?
I’ll finish that later.
But first I’ll tell you about the second crew member,
the dead man in black.
Stingers!
Stingers ready
Our one chance and our one chance alone is to hit His Shadow's control pod.
Good luck. Very, very good luck
ForeShadow in range
Fire now!
Kai was the last of the Brunnen J,
a race of people famous for defeating the insects in the Great Insect Wars.
When His Divine Shadow became powerful
and started to take over the Light Universe
one of the first planets he attacked
was Brunnis 2 the Brunnen J planet.
Everyone on it was killed.
But Kai and a few other warriors managed a desperate last attacking on His Shadow’s flight ship -
the Foreshadow.
Crash into the control pod!
His Shadow.
His Divine Shadow, yes.
The Brunnen G will defeat you.
I do not think so.
The power of order has destroyed your planet.
The power of order will destroy you.
And you are the last of the Brunnen G left alive.
The Time Prophet has seen your order destroyed by the Brunnen G.
The Time Prophet's vision appears to be flawed.
We will incinerate the carcass.
No.
This last specimen of a now extinct culture of romantic dreamers
merits punishment beyond death.
Transport it to the Bio-Scholars.
An insect. Curious.
They saved his body and sent it to the Bio-Scholars
and turned him into a living dead assassin kept alive by protoblood.
And he spend the next two thousands years killing whoever His Shadow told him to kill.
Awake, last of the Brunnen G.
Who would you like me to kill?
I've killed mothers with their babies.
I've killed great politicians, proud young warriors and revolutionaries.
I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent,
the weak - and the beautiful.
I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors,
and I have never once shown any mercy
That was Zev with Stan and Kai. Maybe we should tell her story now.
I will, I will…
Subtitles: Lunatik, Bankolya, HELEN