1 00:00:01,957 --> 00:00:03,039 I am the Lexx 2 00:00:03,875 --> 00:00:08,777 I am the most powerful weapon of distraction in the two Universes. 3 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:29,074 LEXX: Rated 4 00:00:29,978 --> 00:00:31,850 That was Zev with Stan and Kai. 5 00:00:32,313 --> 00:00:34,370 Maybe we should tell her story now. 6 00:00:35,061 --> 00:00:37,704 I will, I will. But first I have to finish mine. 7 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:46,679 Like I said, it was strictly against the rules for production line girls 8 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:48,235 to engage socially with clerics. 9 00:00:49,243 --> 00:00:54,834 And I was definitely planning to engage socially… very socially… 10 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,380 So I made my move. 11 00:01:17,129 --> 00:01:19,228 [And, boy, it was a wrong one]. 12 00:01:20,729 --> 00:01:22,830 I thought it was the young cleric… 13 00:01:24,529 --> 00:01:27,873 but it was the dirty old cleric playing footsy with me! 14 00:01:31,434 --> 00:01:34,062 Next thing I know I’m a prisoner on my way to the Cluster. 15 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,657 And then I’m in a core room facing justice. 16 00:01:37,504 --> 00:01:38,776 If you can call it that… 17 00:01:48,468 --> 00:01:51,822 My client Squeeze Pimmel of B1B production line worker 18 00:01:53,019 --> 00:01:56,076 is innocent of the charge of making a proper advances 19 00:01:56,147 --> 00:01:59,775 to a cleric in the service of His Divine Shadow and exposing a body in public. 20 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:07,566 And throws herself upon the mercy of this court you Squeeze Pimmel of B1B production line worker 21 00:02:08,715 --> 00:02:10,025 Have been found guilty 22 00:02:14,804 --> 00:02:20,078 you are therefore sentenced to have your individual life terminated.  23 00:02:20,457 --> 00:02:25,548 However, His Merciful Shadow will allow many of your vital organs to live on, 24 00:02:25,764 --> 00:02:29,392 as components used in the making of robotic drones.  25 00:02:29,697 --> 00:02:34,371 for purposes that serve His Shadow -poses that serve His Shadow. 26 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:50,218 May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you. 27 00:03:05,681 --> 00:03:06,987 I worship His Shadow 28 00:03:08,077 --> 00:03:09,019 That’s my brain 29 00:03:14,776 --> 00:03:16,112 That’s the rest of me. 30 00:03:16,276 --> 00:03:20,840 Being recycled for purposes that serve His shadow. Looks like the end of my story. But it’s not. 31 00:03:21,253 --> 00:03:24,007 The anomaly we are in may not last much longer. 32 00:03:24,139 --> 00:03:25,856 We should tell Zev’s story. 33 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,985 I agree. This is our only chance. 34 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,916 And when the anomaly ends you’ll become stupid again 35 00:03:31,991 --> 00:03:33,989 and I won’t remember who I really am anymore. 36 00:03:34,276 --> 00:03:35,367 So lets talk about Zev. 37 00:03:35,706 --> 00:03:39,532 My darling gorgeous delicious gorgeous wonderful gorgeous Zev! 38 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,340 And there she is! 39 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,796 The most beautiful woman whoever lived! 40 00:03:44,888 --> 00:03:51,772 My client - Zev Bellringer of B3K - is innocent of the charge of failing 41 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:56,466 to perform her wifely duties and humiliation her husband in the temple 42 00:03:56,567 --> 00:04:05,536 and throws herself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow's wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings. 43 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:09,079 Memory search commencing. 44 00:04:12,935 --> 00:04:15,309 You are my every dream come true 45 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:18,341 There must be a mistake. There's no way I can marry that cow! 46 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:22,496 Husband - I shall serve - I shall love - I will- 47 00:04:22,737 --> 00:04:25,631 You make me wanna throw up. Get her outta here! 48 00:04:26,837 --> 00:04:28,020 Memory search complete 49 00:04:28,286 --> 00:04:34,873 You - Zev Bellringer of B3K - have been found guilty of failing to perform your wifely duties, 50 00:04:34,939 --> 00:04:37,497 and humiliating your husband in the temple. 51 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:42,262 You are therefore sentenced to be transformed into a love slave, 52 00:04:42,604 --> 00:04:48,853 and to be given to Seminary 166145 to be used for their pleasure, 53 00:04:49,228 --> 00:04:51,170 may His Shadow fall upon you. 54 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,516 Oh please, put me out of my misery. 55 00:04:58,147 --> 00:05:00,045 I volunteer for the protein bank. 56 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:06,272 I don't want to live this terrible life anymore! 57 00:05:06,694 --> 00:05:07,762 And that’s me! 58 00:05:14,691 --> 00:05:17,603 My body parts were turned into a model 790 robot. 59 00:05:18,297 --> 00:05:20,679 I was put to work at the Cluster operating the Lusticon, 60 00:05:21,297 --> 00:05:24,575 the machine used to turn ugly [darkles] into beautiful love slaves. 61 00:05:25,104 --> 00:05:29,129 The machine that was soon to turn Zev into the woman I love so badly! 62 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,007 Of course I didn’t realize what she was soon going to mean to me... 63 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:38,711 I was just a standard 790 robot and didn’t think about anything. 64 00:05:51,648 --> 00:05:55,136 I started the process to give her the physical part of the love slave transformation. 65 00:06:04,084 --> 00:06:06,879 But then some Ostral B rebel heretics began an attack. 66 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:17,343 And they caused Cluster lizards to get loose. 67 00:06:18,485 --> 00:06:21,372 Just before Zev was about to get transformed into a love slave 68 00:06:21,855 --> 00:06:27,240 one of the cluster lizards rolled into a Lusticon chamber and ate my body! 69 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:35,092 Even after eating me the cluster lizard was still hungry. 70 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:37,554 Then it smelled Zev on the slab... 71 00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:42,384 It tried to eat her too but the Lusticon machine [went] down and cut off its head... 72 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:55,695 Some of the cluster lizard’s head was inside the Lusticon with Zev. 73 00:06:56,298 --> 00:07:00,041 Its protein fused with her protein and I think it affected on her personality. 74 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,034 But I don’t care... 75 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:39,429 And just before the second stage of the love slave transformation began 76 00:07:39,907 --> 00:07:42,412 Zev picked up my head and put it into machine. 77 00:07:57,783 --> 00:07:58,988 I will love you forever. 78 00:08:03,085 --> 00:08:06,584 Instead of her falling in love with a cleric I fell in love with Zev! 79 00:08:11,935 --> 00:08:16,029 Zev of B3K, don't leave me. No-one will ever worship you like I do 80 00:08:18,804 --> 00:08:19,982 See ya, lover boy 81 00:08:30,832 --> 00:08:33,895 Meanwhile Stanley Tweedle was still a fugitive on the run. 82 00:08:38,556 --> 00:08:42,514 Watch for disguises. Some fugitives may try to fool you. 83 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,555 Zev of B3K, you are the woman of my dreams! 84 00:08:53,629 --> 00:08:56,593 Zev of B3K, surrender at once. 85 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:08,041 And my beloved Zev had a bad luck to get hogged up with a [lowsome] security guard 86 00:09:13,148 --> 00:09:14,191 I'm beautiful. 87 00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:18,691 Zev of B3K, there is no escape. 88 00:09:28,112 --> 00:09:29,040 I'm with you, Zev! 89 00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:36,676 Invalid code. Access denied 90 00:09:37,026 --> 00:09:41,260 Zev of B3K, there is no escape. Surrender at once 91 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:43,590 I got her, I have her! I got Zev of B3A! 92 00:09:44,079 --> 00:09:47,251 Fugitive alert. This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination 93 00:09:47,491 --> 00:09:48,124 Can you open it? 94 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:52,687 I can open many wonderful things for you, darling of all darling things 95 00:09:52,817 --> 00:09:54,018 I worship His Shadow, I worship His Shadow! 96 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:05,335 Only authorised persons are admitted to the Special Projects highest level security area. 97 00:10:05,462 --> 00:10:10,438 If the system is not able to recognise your facial images from its library of authorised persons, 98 00:10:10,562 --> 00:10:13,530 your flesh will be disposed of as useful organic material, 99 00:10:13,703 --> 00:10:15,352 and added to the protein bank 100 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:21,639 Doesn't this thing have a down button? It's not fair, I was just doing my job. 101 00:10:22,329 --> 00:10:26,870 Life is not fair - something I know well 102 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:32,334 Special projects elevators offer their special passengers complimentary snacks 103 00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:37,350 Upon arrival, you will be welcomed by elite officers of His Shadow's personal guard 104 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,935 The system does not recognise your facial images. 105 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:44,946 You are unauthorised passengers. 106 00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:49,336 You will be disposed of as useful organic material to be added to the protein bank. 107 00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:52,024 May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you 108 00:10:58,847 --> 00:11:01,850 Don't shoot! I'm Ostral B! 109 00:11:03,306 --> 00:11:05,838 Zev and Stan then joined with the Ostral B heretics. 110 00:11:06,351 --> 00:11:07,713 The heretics were all killed. 111 00:11:08,011 --> 00:11:13,188 But when one of them died he gave Stanley the key to the Lexx and then he became captain. 112 00:11:21,668 --> 00:11:25,741 His Shadow woke up the assassin Kai and instructed him to kill Stan and Zev. 113 00:11:49,435 --> 00:11:52,582 But Zev and Stan escaped from the Cluster with the Lexx. 114 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:16,683 Subtitles: Lunatik, Bankolya, HELEN